Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what
the hell happened.
>> >-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
>>
>> >Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can
>>usually shut
>> >her up with cookies.
>> >(Unknown)
>> >
>
>> >The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
>> >-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
>> >
>>> >I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as
>>>stray eyebrows.
>> >
>> >-Janette Barber-
>> >
>
>> >Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
>> >-Lily Tomlin-
>> >
>
>> >My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being
>>– hitting
>> >my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
>> >-Erma Bombeck-
>
>> >
>> >Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
>> >-Bette Davis-
>> >
>
>> >A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he
>>can’t.
>> >
>> >-Rhonda Hansome-
>
>> >
>> >The phrase “working mother” is redundant.
>> >-Jane Sellman-
>> >
>
>> >Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in throu gh the
>>windows.
>> >
>> >-Jennifer Unlimited-
>> >
>
>> >Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
>>thought half
>> >a s good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
>> >-Charlotte Whitton-
>> >
>
>> >Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your
>>body starts
>> >falling apart.
>> >-Caryn Leschen-
>> >
>
>> >I try to take one day at a time — but sometimes several days
>>attack me
>>at
>> >once.
>> >-Jennifer Unlimited-
>> >
>> >If you can’t be a good example — then you’ll just have to be a
>>horrible
>> >warning.
>> >-Catherine-
>> >
>> >I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m
>>not dumb
>> >– and I’m also not blonde.
>> >-Dolly Parton-
>> >
>> >If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
>> >-Sue Grafton-
>> >
>> >I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
>> >-Roseanne Barr-
>> >
>> >When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
>>invade another
>> >country.
>> >-Elayne Boosler-
>
>> >Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
>> >-Maryon Pearson-
>> >
>> >In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want
>>anything
>>done,
>> >ask a woman.
>> >-Margaret Thatcher-
>> >
>> >I have yet to hear a man ask for advic e on how to combine
>>marriage and a career.
>> >-Gloria Steinem-
>
>> >I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep
>>his house.
>> >-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
>> >
>> >Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
>> >-Eleanor Roosevelt-